Oh, a man without a Soronian is like a ship without a sail

its like a boat without a rudder

its like a fish without a tail

Oh, a man without a Soronian isn't worth a tiny grain of sand

There's only one thing worse in the universe

and thats a Soronian without a man

Oh, you can roll a silver dollar on the ballroom floor

and it will roll because its round

Oh, a man doesn't know what a good things hes got until we turn him down down down down

So listen my honey, listen to me

I hope you understand

All the other girls can go from man to man

but a Soronian always keep her man 

well almost always

A Soronian always keeps her man

well maybe sometimes

A Soronian always keeps her man 

so I've been told *jazz hands*